Someone I have no choice but to communicate with keeps forwarding me spam-type e-mails. The e-mails lately are all bashing Democrats (kittens are democrats until they open their eyes, Obama=a terrorist, ridiculous drivel in that vein). I want to retaliate by bashing republican candidates and policies, hopefully in the same gooey-sweet/funny/downright evil manner he is. Does anyone know of a site with short stories or jokes that might fit?